the ability to shit active helicopters >o

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to have any pointless power you want

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the ability to know what the fox say

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

thumb_up thumb_down +26

the power to go on this website

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to die at will

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

thumb_up thumb_down -4

the power to see the things that are happening right

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

the power to win any shit eating contest.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

thumb_up thumb_down +163

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!