The power to shut the fuck up.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to not have a power.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!