DIY LOL
Anti-Pickup Line
Creepy Cover
LOL Hell
ethugtxt
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
…
Next ›
Last »
The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+14
the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes
thumb_up
thumb_down
+14
The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+14
To be able to summon old people
thumb_up
thumb_down
+14
The power to fly, but only on the moon
thumb_up
thumb_down
+12
The ability to draw an imperfect circle
thumb_up
thumb_down
+12
The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick
thumb_up
thumb_down
+10
The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds
thumb_up
thumb_down
+10
The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+10
The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+10
The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+10
The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+8
the power to see into the present.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+6
The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+6
The ability to create pointless super powers
thumb_up
thumb_down
+6
The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+6
The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
The power to be dead
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
the ability to have children fully grown
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+4
The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
the power to speak only in binary
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
the power to orgasm with your mind
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
« First
‹ Prev
…
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!