The power to change your emotions

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to see through air

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to watch tv

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!