The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!