- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see into the future of the past

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to seduce hats

tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

The power to have a black president

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

The power to be yourself.

The power to fall up.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

The power to withstand camel rape.

The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

Pointless Super Powers