- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

The power to switch gender identity

Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

the ability to enjoy school

The power to see through water

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

The power to be called justin bieber

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

The power to only be drunk while driving.

Pointless Super Powers