- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

The power to die on command

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The power of eating but only when you're dead

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

The power of not knowing

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

Pointless Super Powers