The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!