- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to tell the future but no one believes you

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

A power level of under 9000.

The power to fly when you are in a plane

The power to make any girl hate you

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The power to be dead

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

the ability turn off your super ability.....

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to see the future but through a straw.

The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

Pointless Super Powers