The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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to make asians smart

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!