- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

+20

The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

+20

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

+18

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

+18

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

The power to never end your .

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!