- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to murder rocks.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to make water expire.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to die at will

the power to instantly die

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power of being pointless

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

Pointless Super Powers