The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to think about useless power

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!