The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!