The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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To call me maybe

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!