The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to look TV

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to like this power

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!