The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!