The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to not talk.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!