The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to be a gamer

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The ability to read your own mind

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black people

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to think.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!