the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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the power to count from A to purple

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to always be at half mast.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!