The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to look TV

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!