- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn food into shit.

the power to walk halfway through a wall

The power to turn your head 360 degrees

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The power of bullet atraction

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

the power to vote

the power to fail any test you want

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

The ability to survive without an apendix.

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

Pointless Super Powers