- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

power to orgasm over long distances

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to lose the remote.

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

The power to think outside the bun.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The power to look TV

the ability turn off your super ability.....

Pointless Super Powers