The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to only tell the truth

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!