The power to tickle your own feet.

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

The power to walk through air.

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

The ability to be a rock

The power to be -100% faster...

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

The power to think outside the bun.

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power to give your wife rights

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

the power to walk halfway through a wall

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!