The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!