The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power of trolling your self

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to understand math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!