- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

the power to glow in the light

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

Balls.

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

being able to blow up and die

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to die at will

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

the power to fart terrible gas

Pointless Super Powers