- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

A healing punch

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to walk through a unlocked door.

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to pee poop

The power to turn gold into lead.

The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

The power to shower naked.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

Pointless Super Powers