- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to come back to life but only after u die

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The power to fuck everyone.

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

the power to

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

Pointless Super Powers