The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

thumb_up thumb_down -17

the power to win any shit eating contest.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to not Waste time

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to uncontrollably go blind

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The ability to rape the willing.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to be a normal person

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

thumb_up thumb_down +20

the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

thumb_up thumb_down +20

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

thumb_up thumb_down +12

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to talk to dust

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

thumb_up thumb_down -4

the power to die....

thumb_up thumb_down -18

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to forget what you were going to say

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to be able to not smell fart

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!