The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to die

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!