The ability to see through glass.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!