The power to have no powers!

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of Being stupid

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Endless falling....

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to send future you crazy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!