The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to exist

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to see through windows

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to be HUMAN

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!