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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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  • I can do that!
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  • Actually, it's called "phasing", and it can be extremely useful, as it makes you disappear for a split second, thus allowing you to, say, dodge bullets.
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  • to the place infront of the fridge
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  • Wouldn't this leave you in outer space or where ever you were +- the direction and spin of the earth
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  • if this power had like a delay you could wait for the world to move and you would be in a new place
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  • You would telefrag yourself!
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  • actually you could be totally like, indestructible with this shit. you will phase through harmful shit, and when the time comes, you will be actually capable of lifting like its heavy, and drop it like its hot
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  • Moral: I added this one some years ago, I bet it would have been thumbed down to hell if I had put Moral under it huh? XD Moral: Moral: Moral: Moral: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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  • You wouldn't be effected by gravity
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  • lmaoooooooo.
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  • ^ look at the kid above trying to look smart~ xDD haha such a fail
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  • well, of you would be tought in school you would know that such manupulation creates pretty big explosions wich affects everything except the person doing it... so it's not at all pointles
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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