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The power to slightly moisten objects.

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  • Sounds like my ex-boyfriend.
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  • but not women
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  • This is from Dr. Horrible's Sign-Along Blog.. he's called Moist
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  • what about laptops? they fritz out when wet. WABAM. i guess you could just carry around a glass of water for that though oh well \m/(>.<)\m/
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  • gggg
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  • The power to slightly moisten objects and foods are called saliva
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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