The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane
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A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!
“man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“On the Ferrari 599 GTO: SPEEEEED, SPEEEED, and the noise of the SPEED!!!.”
via: Clarksonisms
via: Pointless Inventions
“Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed.”
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