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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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  • i dont believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die
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  • ...and still being alive!
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  • i have that power...
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  • wait, my mom and girlfriend have that.....WOWZERS!!!! THEY ARE SUPERHERO'S
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  • KILL IT WITH FIRE
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    • +8
  • there might be someway to turn this superpower into a weapon
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  • It's not a completely useless power since that is how human life is created.
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  • I'm the PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days a month. You got a problem with that?
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  • helllzz fucking yeah, bro. VAGINAS CAN SUCK MY ****. oh wait...
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  • Meet girls local to you looking for sex now and make them bleed on www.sexigirls.co.uk and show them your powers, what have you got to loose.
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  • I.. Need... This... Power...
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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