The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't
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A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
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“Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“It's like putting a furious weasel in your underpants!.”
via: Clarksonisms
“Braille on signs in buildings. If they're blind how are they gonna find it?.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging.”
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