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Pointless Super Powers

 

The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style

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  • Not useful, but fun as hell
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  • That's not pointless! What if you dress like a faggy vampire on Halloween?
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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