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Pointless Super Powers

 

The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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  • you could jump off of something like a building and be off the ground for like 4 seconds befor hitting the ground and possibly dying :D
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  • Isn't that called jumping?
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  • it is impossible to even jump off the ground for a full second.
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  • yeah no shit, thats why its a useless superpower. fucking retard
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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