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Pointless Super Powers

 

the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to break a Nokia

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to **** ANY woman without physical contact and she won't orgasm as if she does, my power will be exposed, only I will orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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