A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
“Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“In German accent about Mercedes SATNAV "You must turn around und do it again, make und U-Turn!!!".”
via: Clarksonisms
“selling empty bottles to people that are not thirsty.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings.”
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