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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The **** I be teaching her spanish in Norway?)

The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off...
My wife said I think he meant it well,
I said, so do I.

The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer:

Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish?

He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry.

I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry!

Nero: Now and forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

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