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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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  • The ability to make clones of yourself that are erased from existence right after you create them.
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  • The ability to go into comics but become a civilian that gets killed in the big fight.
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  • The ability to shit 5 minutes earlier than you would normally be able to.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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