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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to kill criminals when you touch them but only when they **** you in your ass.

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  • I'll remember this if I go to prison and drop the soap MUAHAHAHAAHA!!!
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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