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Pointless Super Powers


The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy.

"Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition"

"Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition"

"Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away."

"Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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