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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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  • The power to make taxi drivers have ill conceived right wing opinions.
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  • The power to make embarassing nude photos of yourself go viral.
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  • The power to make Nigel Farage into Prime Minister.
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  • The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.
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  • The power to look deep into your own past.
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  • The power to turn hot girls into hairy butch lesbians.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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