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Pointless Super Powers


the power to read your own mind

the power of 75% levitation

the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion

the power to believe it is butter

the power to turn into a blender once and never change back

the power to cry acid

the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak

the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly

the power to teleport half of your body

the power to age extremely fast

the power to have the patience to write this

the power to read all of these

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the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid)

the power to only speek in sarcasm

the power to see the past (not the future)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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