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Pointless Super Powers

 

The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

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  • Respawn ability
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  • This is paradoxal, if you have all the powers then you would have immortality, meaning in 3 seconds you wouldn't die, so you wouldn't get to powers, but then you would die in three seconds, and on and on
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  • I would quickly make myself be like 40 years younger
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  • use time to slow down or stop the seconds have access to all superpowers, use immorality, have superpowers forever.
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  • I would spawn a million diamonds before I died, so my family could make a fortune selling them, then live a happy life.
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  • immortality...
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  • So immortality as well?
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  • Regen. Just regen, or mabye the power to switch deaths with someone else, then healing/revival of the dead.
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  • World peace! *-* I'd so make world peace come true before I died.
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  • Does that include the ability to not die?
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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