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Pointless Super Powers


The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets!

Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before...

They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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