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The power to understand this:

Alucard: Father! I will stand against you!

Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD!

(battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating)

Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe...

Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die!

Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already...

Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting.


Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper...

Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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