Most of God`s powers.
He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood...
Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything?
He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience).
So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die?
Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..