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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES!

KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure!

Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children!

Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet!

Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation!

And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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