A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
“Your body would look good in my trunk..”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“You can't be a true petrolhead until you've owned an Alfa Romeo.”
via: Clarksonisms
“the bacon eater (why let a machine do what you can do yourself).”
via: Pointless Inventions
“must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird.”
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