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The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style

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  • this would give you god status at a gothic club
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  • Not useful, but fun as hell
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  • I would LOVE that superpower!
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  • It's called a sit-up
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  • That would make knocking my head against the wall far more interesting...
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  • That's not pointless! What if you dress like a faggy vampire on Halloween?
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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