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the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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  • the ceiling fan would blow it away.....
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  • yeah but if you can turn it on or off that means you can controll height, also if you move in a certain direction then jump then activate that means you can drift in that direction. with a little training you can now "jump" huge distances and everything. that power is weak compared to superman but still pretty fuckin sweet! not to mention combat abilities: get something heavy, jump over opponent easily and drop the object.
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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