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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

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  • Step one: Harvest it in jug Step two: Chill it Step three: Carbonate it Step four: ???? Step five: Profit
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  • The ability to cause a small mound of flour to appear in front of a famous landmark, but only on the second tuesday of each month
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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