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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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  • Never ending can of dust-off
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  • I already have that power. D:
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  • The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style
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  • The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit
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  • Bah! Those were not supposed to be comments. Major stoner moment.
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  • th ability to rpair brokn kys on your kyboard with your mind
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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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